ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PHRASE - A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?
THESE DAYS WE NEEDN'T OFFER ANY PENNY AS THE LITTLE LADY'S THOUGHTS ARE IN ABUNDANCE AND RAPIDLY SPEWING FORTH FROM HER BEAUTIFUL LITTLE MOUTH.
A FEW FAVORITES:
- "I NEED A MINUTE."
(IN AN EFFORT TO PROLONG THE INEVITABLE SUGGESTION OF SITTING ON THE TOILET)
- "MY BELLY IS GETTING STRONGER, AND WHEN IT COMES OUT IT WILL BE A BABY GIRL."
(AFTER SPENDING TIME OBSERVING HER AUNTIE ASHLEY'S 9 MOS PREGNANT BELLY SHE DECIDED THE PHRASE "GETTING STRONGER" WAS A BETTER FIT THAN "GETTING BIGGER" WHEN REFERRING TO A GROWING BABY BUMP. AFTER SAID VISIT, SHE INFORMED US THAT SHE TOO WAS "EXPECTING" IN HER OWN WORDS, OF COURSE.)
- "Ooooo...MY BEAUTIFUL NAILS ARE THE SAME COLOR AS THE BEAUTIFUL STRAWBERRIES!"
(WHILE WASHING THE RUBY RED FRUIT)
- "GOOD MORNING, MAMA! HOW WAS YOUR LONG NAP?"
(EACH MORNING OUR LITTLE SONG BIRD SINGS AN ORIGINAL SONG AT HER GATED DOOR UNTIL I COME TO GET HER. ONCE I REACH HER DOOR THIS IS HER STANDARD GREETING.)
- "ARE YOU MAKING A NEW RECIPE?"
(EACH TIME SHE HEARS ME TINKERING IN THE KITCHEN. THIS QUESTION IS FOLLOWED BY AN IMMEDIATE HAULING OF A KITCHEN CHAIR ACROSS THE FLOOR TO ASSUME HER SOUS CHEF POSITION BY MY SIDE.)
- "YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND."
(WHILE GAZING AFFECTIONATELY INTO MY EYES BEFORE BED)
- "WHEN I'M NOT CHARLOTTE, I WILL..."
(WHAT SHE SAYS WHEN PONDERING WHAT SHE WILL DO WHEN SHE'S OLDER)
- "Joe-AH!"
(HER LOVING NICKNAME FOR THE LITTLE MAN.)
- "DEAR JESUS, PLEASE HELP ME SO I DON'T PUKE. AMEN."
(HER PRAYER WHEN ASKED TO PRAY BEFORE DINNER. DEBATING AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD TAKE THIS PERSONALLY.)
THOSE ARE JUST A FEW OF MANY.
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